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our　Cherokees？　roof　racks。　We？re　the　girls　giggling　from　our　lime　and　raspberry…colored　beach

towels；　or　partaking　in　some　after…sun　pampering　at　the　Aveda　Salon　in　Bridgehampton。　We？re　the

princes　and　princesses　of　the　Upper　East　Side；　and　now　we　rule　the　beach。　If　you？re　one　of　us；　aka

the　chosen　ones；　I？ll　be　seeing　you　around　the　Island。　It　seems　the　season　is　already　in　full　swing；

especially　now　that　some　of　our　favorite　faces　have　decided　to　grace　us　with　their　presences。

Namely　。　。　。

the　dynamic　duo

Just　so　you　know；　I　can？t　keep　up　either。　The　weather　report　on　these　two　seems　to　change　daily。

Are　they　friends？　Are　they　enemies？　Frenemies？　Lovers？　You　know　who　I？m　talking　about：B

andS　and　the　one　thing　I　know　for　certain　is　that　they？re　now　certified；　official　fashion　icons。　Yes；

we？ve　known　all　along；　but　it　seems　the　fashion…elite　are　finally　catching　up。　After　meetingB　andS

on　the　film　set　of　Breakfast　at　Fred？s　last　month；　a　certain　monogrammed…velvet…slipper…wearing

tastemaker？he　of　the　capped　teeth　and　year…round　Palm　Beach　tan？　has　decided　to　keep　the　two

girls　at　his　Georgica　Pond　manse　for　inspiration。　I　hope　his　menagerie　（which　I　hear　includes

several　lapdogs；　a　pair　of　llamas；　and　two　scary…thin　saucer…eyed　models　plucked　from　Estonian

obscurity　to　star　in　his　uping　ad　campaign）　doesn？t　bee　too　jealous　of　the　new　arrivals。　Oh；

who　am　I　kidding？　Those　two　always　manage　to　make　everyone　jealous。　After　all；　they　have　kind

of　a　lot　to　be　jealous　of。

summertime；　and　the　living　ain？t　easy

。　。　。　for　everyone　else。　It　seems　some　girls　really　do　have　all　the　luck；　and　everybody　but　us　is

plum　out　of　it。　For　instance：

PoorN　；　working　every　day　on　the　coach？s　split…level　house　or　sulking　by　his　pool　in　Georgica

Pond　all　by　his　lonesome。　What？s　he　so　upset　about？　The　collapse　of　his　romance　with　that　skanky；

gum…snapping　townie　girl？　Believe　me；　she　wouldn？t　know　an　Eres　bikini　if　someone　threw　it　at

her　Clairol　Nice　？n　Easy　#102　bottle…blond　head。　But　hello？　I？m　available。　。　。　。

PoorV　；　trapped　in　her　own　circle　of　hell：　living　with　longtime　loveD　but　not　kissing　him；　and

picking　dried　booger…globs　off　her　black　Carhartt　cargos　while　the　hyperactive　little　boys　she？s

babysitting　burp　the　alphabet。

And　poorD　。　。　。　Well；　maybe　he　doesn？t　deserve　too　much　pity；　since　he　was　cheating　onV　with

that　flaky　yoga　girl；　and　nowV　is　stuck　inD　？s　little　sisterJ　？s　pale…pink　bedroom　next　door。

Besides；　he？s　still　got　his　？work？　and　a　seemingly　bottomless　canister　of　Folgers　crystals。

Sometimes　it　seems　he　likes　bad　coffee　and　bad　poetry　more　than　he　likes　girls。　I　cannot　imagine！

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